When we die, I believe we go to a better place. Nowhere.

[Normally, when Jeane makes a post on the 'gear she's actually visible, but today she decided to change things up a bit. So that's why there is a very amused Toxicroak looking into the camera instead of a bored-looking blonde. At least, it's probably amused. Kind of hard to tell when its default expression is a smile, but I digress...

You won't have to stare at the frog long, though, as a familiar hand wearing a white and red fingerless glove pats it on the back roughly. Barely a second later, the owner of said hand-Jeane-appears on screen. Surprisingly, the Toxicroak doesn't even seem to notice her. Or maybe it just doesn't care.

Either way, Jeane looks pretty happy with herself for a change.]

Isn't he just the creepiest thing? Took me over two months, but ole' Norman here finally decided to evolve.

[She pats the bipedal frog one last time before raising her arm and letting it wander off.]

Anyway, now that I've got a decent Fighting-Type on my team I'm thinking of taking on Whitney. First, though, I'd like to test out a strategy I've been working on. Anyone here in Goldenrod City with two Pokémon around level forty up for a Double Battle? I'll pay a good sum to you if you win. So yeah, if anyone wants to go don't be afraid to hit me up. I think that's more or less it, so la-

[Her hand then reaches for the 'gear to switch it off, but she remembers one last thing and stops in her tracks.]

Oh whoops, almost forgot. Anyone know where I can get a Torchic? I've looked up its evolutions and a kickass fighting chicken sounds like it'd be a good match for my team.

That's it for real this time, sayonara.

[And THEN she shuts off the feed for real.]

[When the feed starts, a young blonde-haired woman, no older than 25, appears on screen from the waist up. She's got a rather disinterested expression on her face, emphasized harshly by her red eyes and pale skin. However, her face isn't the only "interesting" thing about her, considering she's wearing this and somehow not freezing.]

Alright, let's get introductions and other junk out of the way first and foremost. My name? Jeane. Am I new here? Yes. Do I need an explanation of what these animal things are? No. I played Red version until the game broke, I know what a Pokémon is. Never expected I'd be taking part in a crossover though.

[Jeane shrugs, brushing a piece of hair out of her eyes and shifting her weight. It looks like she's sitting on a rock of some sort, while in the background there's a Croagunk just leaning against a tree. Must be her's.]

Anyway, what I would like to know is where's the closest place with a warm bed and how far away is it? Tell me that and I might just appreciate it.

[A brief pause goes here, it seems like she's thinking.]

Oh, and if any of you happen to spot a dopey-looking moron with a bad pompadour, yellow sunglasses, and a bright red jacket between now and whenever; let me know.

[And with that, the feed turns off.]