...yes, in that case, I really can't blame you. I'm from London, which is about as far away from what you're describing as you can get. Admittedly, I can't say it's perfect, but I'm generally fond of the place.
[It's a city but it has things of cultural and historical value! And proper transportation!]
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[It's a city but it has things of cultural and historical value! And proper transportation!]